Fuck a monkey

1. An exclamation of frustration
2. An exclamation of awesomeness
3. A dismissal
4. To totally suck at something
5. Something you say when there's nothing else to say
6. To have sexual intercourse with a primate

1. "Why won't this thing work??? Argh, fuck a monkey!"
2. "How 'bout that GWAR concert last night?" "Fuck a monkey, that was awesome!"
3. Dumbass walking in on conversation: "You like GWAR??? You guys are sickos!" Guys: "Oh, go fuck a monkey!"
4. *Awkward silence* "Fuck a monkey!"
5. "Man, I fuck a monkey at this!"
6. "I gotta go to the zoo and fuck a monkey."

by Blood Seraph December 13, 2008

Panty Fucking

Having sex with with a girl through her pantys.

"I panty fucked that bitch Camilia."

by aaron "tasty cakes from cabin 4" holder August 20, 2004

cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.

Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

fuck a goat

an expression used to show aggression towards another person. This term is used repeatedly by the Indian characters in "The Forty Year Old Virgin."

*Yo, why are you so goddamn good at poker?
*I play a couple hours online every night.
*Well then fuck this, I'm sick of losing my money. Go fuck a goat!

by Atom Bom December 9, 2007

bum fuck

a place, containing no phones, street signs, or people with teeth, incredibly frightening to be lost in, especially at 2:30 in the morning

We got lost in bum fuck PA for 3 hours Friday night.
What did you do?

by lillyg October 2, 2005

shay fuck

The act of anal penetration, as with one's penis.

I think I love her man, I think I'm ready to share the most intimate of things with her, I think I'm gonna shay fuck the shit out of her.

by Micah DW November 18, 2007

Pimp Fuck

Pimp fuck is what happens when you gotta tell a bitch twice

"Bitch don't make me pimp fuck you!"

by Pimptah April 10, 2010