ass chips

chips that emit an extremely potent stench that often leads to stanky breath for weeks

You might want to keep your distance from Edward this month because he ate some ass chips a few days ago.

by Mr. Spicoli May 8, 2007

Ass Mustache

A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.

"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.

by JonRambo March 3, 2009

dumpy ass

1)a purely undesirable ass -characteristics...flat, flabby...makes one cringe and turn away.

2) an ugly ass

JOHN: " Look at the dumpy ass on that bitch."

CHAD: "That's fucking nasty dude."

JOHN: "Look away man, just look away..."

by henningsen June 18, 2008

ass fries

someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries

Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.

by Yacoob December 9, 2008

unbelievable ass

An ass so perfect it's unbelievable

Did you see Ariana's ass?
Yeah man, that's an unbelievable ass

by MikeHunt183 August 23, 2017

Smart-ass

What Joe Biden thinks you are if you ask him to lower the U.S. citizens' tax burden.

While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats.

Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”

Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.

by markwonder August 30, 2010

nerd ass

A hardcore nerd. Often exclaimed upon the observation of someone doing something incredibly nerdy.

Steve still collects comic books at thirty years of age. This is because of the fact that he is a freaking nerd ass.

by David November 11, 2004