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the touch 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in any way, shape, or form.
I did the touch with your mom last night.

The Tipton 

The Tipton is The Main Hotel In The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Rival Hotel is St. Marks Hotel.
OMG A Real Life Hotel That's Called The Tipton Let's Check In!
The Tipton by Seagulls Of Satan September 30, 2008

The Trooper 

A shit that is so monster-like in size, that in the mist of dropping it, it never freakin drops out your ass. In this situation you may find yourself desperately batting away at it with some toilet paper, or wiggling, bouncing, kicking, or jumping around to dispose of such a formidable foe.

This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit.
The Trooper I had snaking around the toilet this morning wouldn't fucking drop.
The Trooper by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008

The Tokyo Shuffle 

To correctly perform the Tokyo Shuffle, one person has to put his cock between another's ass cheeks like a hotdog. The other person will squeeze (squench or squenching) the cheeks together until semen is drawn, which is then allowed to dry and is peeled off like Elmers Glue from elementary school.
Phil takes it between the cheeks
Like anal?
Na he does the tokyo shuffle

and his cock is flying free
The Tokyo Shuffle by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006

thomas the train 

when you smoke a blunt and then blow the smoke into someone’s ass.
“yo dude I totally thomas the train on that bitch last night”

dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster 

The act of Anal sex.
George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster