Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself

Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

Taco Oil

When you have a load so big that the hotel charges you a 5 dollar fee to wash the blanket

Dan was embarrassed that he got charged a 5 dollar cleaning fee in his hotel room and tried to blame it on taco oil

by Funding rep February 14, 2024

Taco

It's a sandwich, plain and simple.

Jim: hey bro how's that sandwich?
Juan: oh this taco is fire, what sandwich?
Jim: the taco, it's a sandwich
Juan:aw shit you right

by Gabe. Fox November 8, 2020

taco spits

After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits

I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits

by Colorawdo_crook November 15, 2015

Street Taco

After being drugged, waking up pantless and bleeding from the ass. Typically happens on a Tuesday.

Variation: a chevaline street taco - includes horse semen

I went in the hospital for a colonoscopy and woke up with a street taco.

by anonymous May 9, 2023

Taco Sock

When you leave a condom behind in the vagina.

Brah, I accidentally gave her a taco sock last night...

by Tikki Taco Hosiery September 14, 2016

Glossy Taco

Simply Nailogical-ish for "Glossy Top Coat" (when referring to nail polish).

Cristine: "Now add a Glossy Taco, 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next!"

by Aisling O'Connor April 18, 2018