breaking green

when you pack a bowl or bong or roll a j or blunt and you are the first one to take a hit from it.

Oliver- man I just rolled a nasty j.

Dan- I call breaking the green.

Oliver- No way dude I rolled it Im breaking green

by juicejules October 25, 2007

Greening Effect

The internet phenomenon where the top comments of a video are all people regurgitating a niche word or phrase that no one has ever heard of which they learnt about 5 minutes ago from that same comments section, and pretending like they didn’t to appear smart.

Comment 1: That is definitely shliebenshlime syndrome
Comment 2: Shliebenshlime syndrome
Comment 3: why is no one talking about how this is clearly shliebenshlime syndrome?

Friend A: dude what is this niche condition filling these comments
Friend B: bro they’re all pretending like they didn’t learn about that like 5 minutes ago, that’s the greening effect

by nonfakecake July 31, 2024

Moody Green Woman Painting Slut

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.

Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.

by cheeseslut July 13, 2022

Grady Green

a chronic masturbator

I have watched so much porn lately, that I thing I am becoming a Grady Green.

by k.rehil54ukg54nukhl4githf February 6, 2019

Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011

green shirt Thursday

Grahn then goes on to explain that when she was in high school, there was a rumor perpetually whispered that if anybody wore green on a Thursday, that meant they were queer.

"I am looking to meet another boy" said joe " i am going to wear a green shirt Thursday and let him know i want to tap that ass"

by Hippy.oppenheim September 21, 2023

Toxic Green Flag

A person who is a green flag but occasionally may seem unintentionally toxic.

You're such a toxic green flag

by siawroteapost January 10, 2024