Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.

"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"

by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020

Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.

Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"

by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020

Simp

Shoemaker aka eaglemax aka pregnant simp thoomer

Man shoemaker is a simp

by Simpy eagle July 30, 2020

Simp

people who make urban dictionary definitions on girl's names

Dude 1: "Hey dude have you seen that post on 'brooke'?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, the guy who created it is such a simp!"

by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021

Simp

Squirrels

In

My
Pants

Candace: I got squirrels in my pants!
Rappers: she got SIMP squirrels in her pants!

by PencilRC1 March 14, 2022

Simp

Μιχαλόπουλος

Μιχαλόπουλος is a simp.

by Vrvrvrvr April 7, 2020

Simp

When you being lovey dovey or in a relationship.

Bro you are such a simp. You supposed to be pimpin.

by Dmkdkehkd February 7, 2021