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Mexican Turnpike

An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.
I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.
by Ramrood the Destroyer October 2, 2022
mugGet the Mexican Turnpikemug.

Mexican Dogshit

A joint that has dogshit in it.
Stoner 1: "Wanna roll one?"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah! I wanna try some Mexican dogshit!"
Stoner 1: "You retarded as hell!"
by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 8, 2024
mugGet the Mexican Dogshitmug.

60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican

When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.
When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 23, 2024
mugGet the 60,000 to bury a fucking Mexicanmug.

Mexican Corn Salad

When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.
Damn dude, Brad Pitt totally just gave her a mexican corn salad.
by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023
mugGet the Mexican Corn Saladmug.

Reverse Mexican

I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.
by X7MCB May 13, 2023
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Mexican Cumcake

The act of cumming in a frying pan and eating
by koolterrorist May 12, 2023
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Mexican teapot

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot
by Curly smurf July 28, 2017
mugGet the Mexican teapotmug.

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