bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023

Simp

Μιχαλόπουλος

Μιχαλόπουλος is a simp.

by Vrvrvrvr April 7, 2020

Female simp

Madcat

“Geez bro, madcat is such a female simp”

by CrimsonCumshot October 10, 2021

simp

a simp, idk

Oh my god look at laila. She is such a simp!

by its me, ya boy October 28, 2020

Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player

Man… Chad is such a Simp

by Roslynbaseball12 June 3, 2022

Simp

There are 3 different types of people who simp there's the one who tries to hard,the one who go all out for them,and the last one is when you cant even breath when your around them or you get all shy around them (aka me)

1:"I shaved my head cause she said she likes bald men"

2:"i got her a puppy,a ring,and a car
3:"do you think he will wave back at me...nah i'm not gonna he's gonna think i'm weird "
we just some simpssssss

by TheRealSimp UwU January 12, 2021

simp

a simp that won't give up on pussy even tho he's clearly getting rejected

carter is a big simp

by c0ckblocker April 4, 2020