Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991

Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.

by Coolhandchuck November 8, 2020

Yancy County Rules

Playing any popular game with the simplest rules possible.

Yancy County Rules in this house!
Rock, paper, scissors is played 1,2,3 SHOOT.

Beer Pong doesn't involve "On Fire" "Island rule" or any confusing trickery! You get one rerack.

by Baroness November 12, 2020

yancy county rules

Playing any popular games with the simplest rules possible.

Rock, paper, scissors is played 1,2,3 SHOOT!

Beer Pong doesn't involve "On Fire " "Island rule " or any confusing trickery. You get one rerack.

Yancy County Rules in this House!

by Baroness November 12, 2020

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Two Stall Rule

Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.

Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.

by yayy1212 October 15, 2020

Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself

What is the exception to rule 34?
Rule 34

by atavoid November 27, 2020