Mexican upgrade

Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.

On the flight from Amsterdam I had a Mexican upgrade, even though the aircraft was rather full.

by iceweed April 04, 2018

Mexican blindfold

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, you grab your nutsack and stretch your ball skin over her eyes.

Mike : Hey Joey how was your night?
Joey: Great I have a girl a Mexican blindfold !

by Dirrtylarry February 11, 2023

mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!

Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years

by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021

Mexican Locust

A landscaping worker who uses a backpack blower.

It was a super chill day until the Mexican Locusts showed up.

by ssmracer April 26, 2022

mexican cat walk

when you go to taco bell at 3 am and slowly walk in and steal all the tacos and then voilantly shit in there toilet with out flushing and leaving it for the employesin the morning

yeah i gave that taco bell down the street the mexican cat walk

by mr georgy the handgun October 10, 2023

Mexican S'more

Take the girl to taco bell, so that a few hours later she will have diarrhea. When she begins to shit, you fuck her in the ass, and then cum. She then shits on a graham cracker and proceeds to eat it

Tom: "Hey fam, did you tap dat ass yesterday?"
Joey: "Yeah! Trisha and I made a Mexican s'more last night"
Tom: "How did it taste?
Joey: "Shitty, but spicy like taco bell"

by The Pocket Pussy February 21, 2016

Mexican Hotplate Supreme

The partner dusts the outer rim of their mouth with Tahin, then the duster places their asshole directly on the mouth of the receiver and proceeds to flatulate. (While the sweet sounds of Lionel Richie play in the background)

Lexi gave her a lover a Mexican Hotplate Supreme after a romantic night of dancing and burritos.

by Mitchkran July 23, 2022