i stupid bab

a phrase used when dumbasses try to apologize by simply making them sound stupid instead of apologizing like a normal fucking person

"why the fuck did you eat all my food"
"i stupid bab"
"what the fuck did you just say to me? are you on drugs???"

by poisonkiwifruit June 8, 2018

I love Charlotte

Charlotte is the love of my life and that title will last forever. She deserves to be known as the smartest, funniest and most beautiful person in the world.

I love Charlotte

by The kick drum hearter June 26, 2019

I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

by Cereal poster April 18, 2019

i declare bankruptcy

"Bankruptcy is nature's do over." -Creed Bratton
what michael scott shouts when creed tells him that declaring bankruptcy will make all of his problems go away
michael declared (not said) this because he thought declaring bankruptcy was that simple

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!"

by anna is a bananya May 2, 2019

Am I homo

Am I homo means the same as am I gay. It is a question that everyone asks themselves.

I asked “am I homo?” To

by the holy grail of baby launche September 30, 2019

MELLA I$ MONEY

Often used in wwe when referring to why Carmella ( wwe women’s wrestler ) deserves something good or why something good happened to her

“ why should Carmella get a shot at the WWE Smackdown women’s title?”
“ because MELLA I$ MONEY”

by Skittles 😍 October 7, 2019

I Carrot You

Between I hate you and I loathe you

I Carrot You Raul

by quierotuspapas August 6, 2019