fuck mook

A person who is oblivious to everything around them.

Blind Passenger: Driver, why have we stopped?

Taxi Driver: The streets are blocked up in front, can't you see!!

Blind Passenger: No, I can't Fuck Mook, I have no eyes.

by Keith Fischer March 2, 2004

The fucking shit

You're the best of the best

Wow dude you're the fucking shit.

by Krisssy May 1, 2016

fiber fucking

Physical contact between clothed persons that mimics sexual intercourse. Dry humping.

— Have you hit that yet, bro?
~ No, but I've been fiber fucking the shit out of her on my sister's couch.

by zmiles December 27, 2007

fuck tard

Abbreviation for someone who is a fucking retard.

That boy who tried to crawl in the backdoor of that camel sure is a fucktard.

by sheebus April 18, 2005

Fist Fuck

A term used by trent reznor in the song Wish by nine inch nails

gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck

by Nonya Buisness June 16, 2009

fucking retarded

adj. describing a task or action as being ridiculous beyond the definition of stupidity. This can also typically the be the result of bureaucratic bullshit paper work that was contrived by some ass-hat with his head up his fucking asshole.

This form is fucking retarded, there is no way I am going to fill it out every time I need to take a dump.

by anonymous_that_means_no_name March 17, 2007

fuck palace

noun; Where you live. Any plot of land under your ownership with which you take scandalous women to have promiscuous, unprotected sex.

"Ay, girl. Do you want to come back to my fuck palace? But my mom lives there."

by chandizl December 22, 2008