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Red Hot Blues

When you put your penis into a spicy pepper and then have sex with a girl who has been masterbating with an ice dildo.
I really liked the sex life Lisa and I had, until she made me do the red hot blues.
by QB186 August 13, 2008
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pabst blue ribbon

1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.

Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).

Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"

2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):

-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com

Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."
Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
by Kevin Gould May 11, 2008
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blue ball

see blue balls

This term is only used when the male suffers from a broken nutsack i.e Missing one factory worker
by venge April 8, 2003
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red white and blue

Someone who is red neck, white trash and blue collar.
That Billy Bo Bob is as red white and blue as they come. He's a red neck and totally white trash. And when he's workin, you better believe it'll be a blue collar job!
by Mydaho January 2, 2008
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Blue French Horn

The act of ruining a perfectly good TV show with a terrible "twist" during the series finale; referring to the eyeroll-inducing "twist" during the series finale of How I Met Your Mother, where the entire story of how Ted met his children's mother turned out to be an unconscious attempt to ask his children if he can date his ex-girlfriend Robin again. Ted then shows up at Robin's house with the blue horn from their first date/the first episode.
"Man, I used to love that show, but the series finale was such a blue french horn."
"I can't believe how they blue french horned the TV show like that!"
"Remember when that entire season of Roseanne was just a hallucination? What a blue french horn!"
"They thought they were bringing the show back full circle, but really they just blue french horned the entire thing."
by ninjabailarina September 21, 2014
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Blue Heart Emoji

This emoji represents love between to close individuals, a friendly bond rather than a romantic. Use this emoji to show your love for a friend, not for a SO. If your crush sends this to you, then you are being friendzoned
Damien: I think Amanda likes me! She sent me a heart
Riley: Thats awesome dude! What color is it?
Damien: It’s a blue heart emoji, why are you asking?
Riley: Sorry bro, that means your just a close friend. Ya got friendzoned.
by Katharos October 22, 2019
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turning the air blue

When Jim opened his finger instead of the can he started turning the air blue.
by jim frenchy bob December 21, 2011
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