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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
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Emo

a genre of mucis...
Im just kidding emos are little white faggots who cut them selfs to please ther god ghandi while complaining about how much they hate there life when there high mid class or realy wealthy.
Emo conversation

Ben: yo my girl friend broke up with me..mom were did u put my nife?

Mom: its in your drawer sweetie.dont get your blood all over the caroet again

Ben: FUCK MOM stop telling me what to do!!!why dont u just kill me already!!!

Mom: sweetie did u take your meds?

Ben: yes mom

Mom: theres only 2 pills left...were are the other 20 of them

Ben: i tried to oberdose but i just cant die...

OH BEN hahahahahahha
by Slich potato May 8, 2016
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emo poof

True emos! NOT alt kids with bunny hats who will tell you to kys. Emo Poofs are REAL emos who like REAL emo stuff.
emo poofs HATE lil peep and Lolita punks !!
OMG I see a emo poof lets throw marshmallows at them!!
by sanriocide June 25, 2021
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Emo!!

All Henriks are emo! They keep it secret because they’re embarrassed over being emo. Use the hashtag “henrikisemo” in the caption of your posts on any social medias.
Person: Hi are you emo?
Henrik: NO IM NOT EMO YOU ARE EMO!!

Try it
by Just facts 123 October 9, 2021
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emo

1: A made up music genre. 2: A music genre that sucks(sorry emos its horrible music. And I like emos but there isn't one great band). 3: A subcoulture with guys and hot girls. They are so misunderstood.
The music sucks but the emos are cool
by sage thunder April 14, 2010
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