safety taco

A taco that is kept in the car for safety purposes (noun)

Did you know that the third rule of driving is keeping a safety taco in the vehicle at all times?

by santaclause2000 November 2, 2021

taco squish

When a woman takes her vagina and repeatedly places it on her lovers face, similar to tea-bagging.

Jeff; Dude, whats that thing on your face?
Rob; Sandra taco squished me and left a snail trail.

by SadimirPutin April 25, 2015

glossy taco

A very shiny, glossy, top coat for topping off the best nail art. Best used when holo specs are added into the glossy taco

Rooted to Christine - SimplyNailogical

"Wow that's a really pretty holo glossy taco" "I know! I ordered it from Live, Love, Polish"

by whatsupcal July 30, 2017

Taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".

She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.

by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022

mexican sideways taco

A spanish girls vagina

Im hungry for some Mexican sideways taco

by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015

Taco Spin

When a girl masturbates
A girl's vulva can be portrayed as a taco through emojis, the song says "Girls Just Want to Have Fun", Masturbation releases a chemical in the brain called Dopamine. Dopamine comes from pleasures such as running, specific sounds, eating, and you guessed it; masturbation.

Taco Spin
taco is slang for vulva

by Jeff Kaplan fixed OW June 21, 2023

Taco Fudge Sunday

A extreme act of sex when a man releases his bowels into a woman's vagina and proceeds to participate in the act of sex when the vagina is full of his feces. Once he is done the man then eats it out with a spoon. It can also be done by 2 women as well if the one doing the defecation owns any sex toys or more preferably a banana.

Yooooo I just committed Taco Fudge Sunday on my girl last night dawg. My house still smells from it. It was rancid. We haven't even cleaned it all up yet. There is just too much. I can still taste it. I haven't even got the chance to brush my teeth yet. They're so brown from what we just did last night.

by Coffantasy September 18, 2025