monkey sucker 

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.

Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"

monkey sucker by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

foot sucking 

When people,who are generally foot fetichists, suck foot on order to get arouses or because they like to do it, like me.

Dude 1: Hey why yesterday you didn't go to the party?, it was such a very funny one, we drank lots of beers bro.
Dude 2: oh, sorry bro, I was at home with Megan, I did some foot sucking to her, it was fantastic, you have to do that fucking think

foot sucking by I'mDieghoTYbitches January 11, 2016

hannah sucks donkey dick 

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Cuntman Sucks 

A financial institution is Manhattan responsible for the 2008 financial crisis & for misleading their clients into making bad investments

Cuntisha was a star trader for Cuntman Sucks

Cuntman Sucks by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Self Sucky Fucky 

When you get really horny and have no girl or boyfriend so you suck your own dick. You either have to be really flexible or remove 4 ribs.

I am so horny right now time for a self Sucky fucky

James what are you doing in there I hear loud noises self Sucky fucky

Self Sucky Fucky by Sucacock November 10, 2021

China Sucks 

China Sucks (or China Sucking) are phrases used to describe any condition where there is a stark difference between rhetoric and fact. It’s basically used to describe a condition or statement with a significant lack of integrity. "China Sucks" statements are often fantasy or mind games used to manipulate the perceptions of others to one's own benefit. It’s also synonymous with “out-of-touch with reality”.

The phrase originates from the CCP’s (China’s government’s) claim of technological superiority over its rivals, which is in opposition with the fact that China hasn’t invented any significant technology in hundreds of years. Yes, hundreds of years ago China invented the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, printing, and much more… but in the last 400 years nothing of high technology has been invented in China, -despite the CCP’s (Chinese government’s) claims of high-technological superiority over others.

"I am the best quarterback in the league!"
"Please stop china sucking. You are embarrassing yourself."
"It’s true, I am the best."
“You threw 23 interceptions and got sacked 21 times last season.”
"It’s not my fault"
"Your china sucks mind game strategy isn’t going to work on me, -you’re just embarrassing yourself."

China Sucks by Dr. Carey Perkins October 2, 2022

The Ones With the Suckers 

They have suckers! And they suck out all your juices! Why does this happen you FUCKERS?!?

Paul: The ones with the suckers sucked out all my juices. Why does this happen you fuckers?!?

The Ones With the Suckers by Peter Mastrodonato May 21, 2008