by Super awesome cool person May 14, 2023
Get the Saucy Common-kissing Footlickermug. When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.
“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
by Plant Fingers February 16, 2024
Get the Mistletoe-kissmug. The afternoon presenter on kiss fm here in algarve portugal. Only got the show when Frankie Shanley left after being bullied by the breakfast presenter Simon frater. Coincidentally , spike hammond is Simons best friend and been doing a free show on kiss for 8 years. He got jealous over frankie. No one listens anymore to kiss over them and court is pending. Watch this space and ignore the nonsense they post on social media to distract from whats really going on.
by dianakanturk44 December 3, 2021
Get the Spike Hammond kiss fmmug. When a person is parking for a long time:
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
by The Rocha April 3, 2018
Get the kiss or get off the potmug. Oh the 1st of may, you get to kiss anyone you want, the same gender or opposite it doesn’t matter just get your lips on someone else’s don’t be scared
by The true lover April 11, 2019
Get the National kiss lips daymug. When two partners misuse their food holes by mashing them together for inexplicable arousal. It's not for that. Just think of all the bacteria and foreign DNA being transferred through those tongues if you really get into it.
Jane and Joe: *intense, forceful kissing*
Bob: stop. stop transferring saliva. stop misusing your food holes... you know, the ones you shove pizza and hot wings into. quit your sickening oral arousal affair and go touch grass.
Bob: stop. stop transferring saliva. stop misusing your food holes... you know, the ones you shove pizza and hot wings into. quit your sickening oral arousal affair and go touch grass.
by Rhombicosidodecahedron July 29, 2023
Get the Kissmug. The 30th of November, usually the most kissing day of the year, you should do it to someone you cherish, love and appreciate, because they love you, and you should love them.
by anonymous November 30, 2023
Get the Kiss Daymug.