frozen beans

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.

"My but was sore from the frozen beans"

by 💩POOP💩 February 28, 2015

Bean

Slang for clitoris.

"Hi bean" is a common greeting for lesbos

by J-stay June 21, 2017

porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024

beaning

derived from british language of hello old bean.
beaning it the act of two people bonding and becoming close chums

sarah was beaning with andrew the other day i’m so glad they got along so well

by theWet Goat April 23, 2021

Bean Dip

When a person walks up behind another person, flicks their testicles forward then runs their finger across their taint. Bean dips can also be performed from the front, you must reach under their testicles then feel for their butthole, once you have located the butthole pull your finger back towards yourself, scraping their taint in the process. A well executed bean dip will leave the victim angry and confused.

“Damn bro Jimmy really bean dipped my shit yesterday, my taint still hurts.”

by 2inchpunisher May 27, 2019

Serene bean

Serene bean, also known as a “Serena” is a interesting wild like creature. She can be known as the famous “lovely peaches” twin sister. She’s so HUGE. But she’s so beautiful.- she’s a mammoth of course- BUT SHES SO CUTESY.

That lady was wild she was acting Like such a serene bean.

by shanemulveyloverxoxo69420 April 30, 2020

Beaning

The action of bean.
Committing bean (present tense)
(The simple explanation is it is like beans )

That man is beaning no cap

by School beaner December 5, 2024