bitch tard

A combination of bitch and retard. Best if said matter-of factly with emphasis on the tard.

Nick, get your bitch-tarded ass out of my way

by kung fu guru May 4, 2005

Bitch Eyes

Someone who you can tell is an ass just by the stupid look in their face, mainly there eyes.

The guys I work with have bitch eyes, mainly the ones with beards.

by Adam Goldfish July 11, 2009

Tool Bitch

The guy who can't really help you fix the car you are working on or anything else for that matter. So to make them feel like they are worth anything at all you allow them to get you the tools you need for the job. Which is your first mistake cause this person is to much of a tard to know what tool you are talking about so you end up having to get it yourself.

Me: Hey can you hand me a Phillips Screwdriver and some Channel Locks.

Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?

Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..

Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?

Me: My wrists.

by cool cool. April 16, 2010

Ambercrombie and Bitch

A very anoying prep who can burn in hell or somewhere hotter, like the desert,yeah fucker burn.

That guy is a real Ambercrombie and Bitch

by randal69 lelandwashere burrito January 19, 2010

band bitch

A volunteer slave. Someone, male or female, who will do anything for the band for free just to hang out and be near them: tote equipment, wash thier car/laundry, babysit, walk and feed the dog, head off unwanted visitors, go out and bring back fast food/condoms/beer, fill out paperwork. The female version likes to make it very clear they are not there to sleep with band.

Band bitch mottos: "WE ARE NOT GROUPIES!!! We're Band- Aids. We are devoted fans. We're here to support the band. We do it for the music."

Has a false sense of superiority over groupies and those who are in the business for the money.

"Tommy got the band bitch to distract the photographer for him. She didn't know he was sneaking out to be with that other girl."

by so42gob4dawn August 2, 2006

phone bitch

girl who does not pick up the phone or rejects incoming calls

She's a phone bitch and has the nerve to deny it.

by flatbush July 24, 2007

trunk a bitch

When you are fed-up with your bitch/ho not giving you the green you place her swiftly into the trunk of a motor vehicle and slam your fist into the trunk while shouting at her: "Where ma money, bitch?" Where ma money !? Where ma muthafuckin money ho?"

"The pimp was getting tired of his ho dodging him so he trunked the bitch."
"Niall was being nagged by his woman half-bitch. Then he trunked her. Problem solved."
"Sometimes ya just gotta trunk a bitch." - a pimp to the district attorney

by Perfume Ponce July 27, 2007