Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.

Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.

by Dave July 15, 2005

hamburger pussy

A raw, sore and inflamed vagina often the result of hardcore pussy eating, rug munching or twat grazing.

See Cannibalingus

His insatiable ass licking turned my man hole into hamburger pussy!

by Mudcunt October 1, 2006

pussy shoes

A form of shoe worn by the middle aged man who earns a meager income and is still single yet tries to be hip. The design looks like a Puma shoe, mixed with a Tour de France racing model, topped off with a leather loafer. Buyer be ware, these slabs of fake leather look like dead armadillo skins around your feet and only lesbians will dig them.

Did you see that guy that works the docks at UPS trying to pick up my girlfriend? He was sporting a pair of those new pussy shoes and trying to act 25, my lesbian neighbor wears the same things and she has a better chance with Amber than he does!!

by kev-thehaunted September 21, 2008

Trumpet pussy

A vagina thats tight in the front but open up in the back (in a trumpet-like shape)

That girl was hot but i couldn't get down with her trumpet pussy

by quizzical814 December 31, 2009

coyote pussy

coyote pussy- refers to the vagina of a female coyote, but often used to express anger or frustration with something.

Basically a ridiculous phrase/word to let out anger, usually used in conjunction with "Fucking".

Friend "We ran out of Dr.Pepper!" Me "Fucking coyote pussy!"

by DrowningTrout November 3, 2009

pussy fairy

a woman that comes in from out of town, purely to sex you up.

I need a pussy fairy, having a full time relationship is BS

by Drewster June 11, 2006

Tooshie Pussy

A nickname for tha butthole most commonly used to not allow the female to know which hole you plan on destroying. (they usually think you're trying to be cute)

"Baby I'm gonna nail your tooshie pussy."

"Mmm I like the sound of that."

by Bowel plow January 4, 2010