1 definition by kev-thehaunted
A form of shoe worn by the middle aged man who earns a meager income and is still single yet tries to be hip. The design looks like a Puma shoe, mixed with a Tour de France racing model, topped off with a leather loafer. Buyer be ware, these slabs of fake leather look like dead armadillo skins around your feet and only lesbians will dig them.
Did you see that guy that works the docks at UPS trying to pick up my girlfriend? He was sporting a pair of those new pussy shoes and trying to act 25, my lesbian neighbor wears the same things and she has a better chance with Amber than he does!!
by kev-thehaunted September 23, 2006