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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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Worst Thing I've Seen All Day

You implore this phrase in multiple applications. For example when something great has happened to you or someone else. Also used if someone does something stupid and you unfortunately had to witness it or hear about it.
Max: Yo I just found out my boy smashed Isabella, worst thing i've seen all day
Pete: Honestly, mans finally got a body
by FloridaManNoBap May 21, 2020
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he hasnt seen it yet :(

what girls say after trying to post a thirst trap on their story for the boy(s) she wants to fuck :)))
kylie: woah ashley, that picture on your story was sexy as fuckkkk
ashley: i posted it for oscar but he hasnt seen it yet :(
by drugsmuggler May 28, 2020
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Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 23, 2020
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Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.
Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.
by Holybob November 14, 2020
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Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐Ÿ’ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ‘€
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐Ÿคข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
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I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly
"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!
by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020
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