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Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.
Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.
by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021
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Who Rules The UK

Who Rules The UK? Abz does
by ch0ky May 13, 2021
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New Rules Of The Internet

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.
by You’reasimp June 12, 2021
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Ruled by Venus

Someone that dictates their decisions based on appearances and sex appeal. Someone can become involved with someone based off their outter appearance/seduction.

Someone who only things about sex and what looks good in the physical. Things like physical attributes, physical features, new things , branding, visuals, luxury, and fetish.
That man is ruled by Venus, he will smash anything walking with a pretty face.

That girl slept with that guy because he looked like he had money. She definitely ruled by Venus.
by Monie9445 July 25, 2021
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Rules Of The Internet

A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.

All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.
Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...

Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!
by Ashley H 705 July 28, 2021
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rules

rules are made to be broken. nothing else. that's why rules were made. no other reason and if you think so just know that ur mom can't say no, that's why she had you :)
''rules are made to be followed''

*slaps the thing*
''thank you next''
by elainn September 7, 2021
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Rules

Like a line that has gaps in it and it's your job to find them.
Worker: dude it's the company rules, you gotta follow them.

Dude: but there isn't any sign up that said I couldn't shoot my gun around.

Worker: dude you're going to hurt someone I'm calling the cops.

Dude: bro why you gotta do me like that,it's not like I'm gonna hit anyone.
by kuzifu September 19, 2021
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