Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.

"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."

by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023

Mexican Oak

The most common wood found in a Mexican household. “Also known as Pressed Wood or Partical Board”

“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”

by Vitreol March 15, 2019

the great mexican wall

The wall asked to be built by the cunt that is Donald Trump being high as fuck.

Person 1: "Have you heard about the Great Mexican Wall?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."

by undefinedVoid October 14, 2017

mexicanized

The action of enhancing something in order to make something look as if a Mexican owns it.

Yo that 1999 GMC Sierra looks crazy mexicanized.

by AlfredWO Garcia September 22, 2022

Mexican Hammer

Synonym for adjustable pliers such as those manufactured by Channel Lock.

Hey Dave, can you toss me the Mexican hammer?

by fuckdoggydog June 9, 2021

mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...

Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.

by TpaShocker April 13, 2013

Mexican pancake

When a man cums on a girls face, let’s it dry, peels it off, then feeds it to her

I made my girlfriend a Mexican pancake last night

by Twobit_mickeymouse April 28, 2023