Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.
Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.
by Manginas Matter May 08, 2021
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mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...
Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.
by TpaShocker April 13, 2013
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mexican bluetooth

When you put your phone on speaker and put it in your sun visor above you. Similar to the bluetooth speaker in the car ceiling above the driver in most newer model cars, but for the less fortunate.
Check It out, my ride has a mexican bluetooth. I can drive and talk hands free now! finally livin' large.
by moml May 26, 2014
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mexican oral

A bunch of gay Mexicans slobs on knobs named Hunter Rolader.
A bunch of Mexicans gave Hunter Rolader Mexican oral
by Hizzledizzle November 12, 2015
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Mexican Lipstick

Lick a womans vagina while she's on her period
Last night I Mexican Lipsticked with my girl
by 20213412 August 17, 2018
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mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses
by Mexican Seal April 19, 2021
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Mexican blindfold

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, you grab your nutsack and stretch your ball skin over her eyes.
Mike : Hey Joey how was your night?
Joey: Great I have a girl a Mexican blindfold !
by Dirrtylarry February 11, 2023
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