A Long Island Paint Job is the act of puking on (or in) a car due to a night of extreme consumption of alcohol. Initial phrase was created because of the after effects of Long Island Iced Tea or LIIT.
Example 1:
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.
Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.
Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.
by TheGat51 November 8, 2009
Get the Long Island Paint Jobmug. "When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."
-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.
-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.
Marybelle - "Ey Billy! Dem boys 'an I 'ist 'eadin oar dat daire bern fer a six'er. Ya in?"
Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"
Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"
by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 14, 2015
Get the South Dakota Stack-jobmug. When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.
by The know all sex all April 29, 2015
Get the Cherry ice cream jobmug. by SteveJobsMyBalls August 26, 2021
Get the Steve Jobs my ballsmug. A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.
by Wyotech Chassis Fab. Dept. September 2, 2005
Get the New England Clam Jobmug. Where you skeet in a girls nose and then she snorts it then she spits it on a guys dick and gives him a blow job.
by Triston Pruitt January 16, 2009
Get the jamaican nose-jobmug. The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.
"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."
by Nathan Pickles March 27, 2008
Get the Surgical Brain Jobmug.