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Lakeland High School

A high school in a small town New York which is the definition of hell and where all dreams go to die.
Person one: hey bro I'm going to Lakeland High School this year

Person two: woah good luck because all kids care about in the da pressing cardboard box is drugs and sex
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Regis High School

The school that makes you question not if you are sducidal, but if you have the energy to kill yourself (the answer is no)

The school in which student body might never feel a women’s touch, but at least will know every word in the dictionary.

The school in which no one ever gets bullied because no one’s self esteem can get any lower.

The school in which you will meet the best teachers you have ever had and meet some which make you question if they know how to read an email.

The school in which their debate team holds the smartest idiots on the planet.
Hey! Do you go to Regis High School?

Yes! I do in fact have no social life.
by What are names anyways? February 26, 2022
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Ola High School

Ola High School is the pussy pushing school in Henry County and is full of whores
by Boredasf February 11, 2019
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Reavis High School

A high school in Burbank, IL with about 2000 kids. One fourth being Polish, one fourth Mexican, one fourth Arabic, and the last fourth mixed Caucasian, also, about 9 black kids. If you are either Polish, Mexican, or Arabic, you speak that native language, if your neither, your German or Irish and don't speak any other language than English. No matter what nationality you are, you have tremendous pride for it and utter racism towards the others. There is always someone you hate or who everyone finds weird, always, because someone will be a cocky jackass and just piss you off for some damn good reason. Everyday someone wants a fight to start in the cafeteria but the blueberries are so close over your shoulder they might as well dry hump you. The teachers are cool for the most part because you can sleep through the four years and still make it to Moraine. Most of the men teachers are laid back and funny as shit. While half the women teachers are pregnant and are married to the men teachers. Sports are pretty good here, the individual sports are better because teamwork is a stupid crackhead bitch here.
Student - "I can't wait to get the hell out of Reavis."

I go to Reavis High School and not Argo or Oak Lawn

RHS Conference Champs!!!!

The Honor Flag is being flown today for our swimming team who made it to the IHSA State quarterfinals.

*Newspaper Article* - "Reavis Downs Oak Lawn"
by MoraineProspect05 February 11, 2009
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Campolindo High School

A stoner-infested (as of 2010, when this writer graduated) High School in the city of sin, Moraga, California. Pre-dominantly white, maybe 4 black people in a 3 mile radius of the school. Weed-heads are abound and it probably doesn't deserve all of the scholastic accolades it gets. A lot of morons here, but also a few good men and women. And bitches. Two-faced, evil bitches. Stay away.
Campolindo High School is the level just below Purgatory for people who were just kind of bad but not evil.
by TheManofConstantSorrow December 24, 2010
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bellevue high school

uggs, juicy, lulu, can you just say rich-bitch sluts?
home to some of the bitchiest girls.
filled with unreasonably hot guys that aren't deserved by all the blondes.
is amazingly good at football and most sports but you can't say much for smarts.
grades might be fine, but we all know the parents are paying for those straight A's.
"what are you driving? is that a BMW? sorry we only go for lamborghini here at bellevue high school."
by cheezzzmegurlll December 22, 2008
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Osseo Senior High

A large high school located in the city of Osseo, Minnesota. Osseo Senior High claims itself to be a "simulation of the real world" with its diverse student population, but it's nothing more than a disaster waiting to happen.

The school is filled with ghetto ass black kids who get into fights over muffins and orange juice in math classrooms before first period, and wannabe black kids getting into fights over carrots at lunch, causing the whole school to attend a stupid assemly. 40% of the girls that do not fall into the above categories are whores and will go nowhere. The rest of the school is composed of hicks, cracked out townies, a few rich kids from Plymouth, emo kids, and there are a few nice and intellegent students, but you will need to venture into the AP and HP classes to find these rare but charming oddities.

The new motto of Osseo Senior High is "We teach Students to Learn," and it's definitely true because the teachers do absolutely no teaching and that responsibility is completely up to the students. Some of the teachers in the school are complete morons.
For Example:
Mrs Roskens: Okay class, go back into the lab and meayyyzure the change in mass
Andy: Mrs. Roskens, what unit do you want us to use?
Mrs. Roskens: Yes.
Andy: God dammit

Osseo Senior High is a big school, and the administrators decided that it'd be funny to chop a minute off between classes and eiminate the warning bell. During the final minute of passing time, the administrators are all lined up around the school with their stopwatches yelling "hustle! hustle!" as kids sprint for their dear lives. You'd think you were at a freakin track meet. These days, if a student is ever late to class, they get completely tormented with green community service notification slips until they stay after school and scrape gum off of desks for a few hours. Half the time the slips come for no reason, and the kids serve the community service anyways bcause they don't want to argue with the faculty.
For example:
Samantha: Mrs. Zubich, I got a community service slip that said I was late to your class yesterday, but I really wasn't...
Mrs. Zubich: Yes you were. Go sit down.
Samantha: No i wasn't!!! Even ask Jarod and Chris!!!
Mrs. Zubich: OK Class, let's get started
Samantha: Damnitt! I'm not gonna argue with these people. I'll just serve it. This is sooooo lame and unfair.

At Osseo Senior High there are many fights. On April 23rd 2009, there was a violent brawl during "A" lunch that resulted in innocent people getting suspended, and a massive increase in administrator action for te rest of the year. I felt like I was in Detroit. If there's ever talk of a food fight or the like, the cafeteria becomes flooded with adults standing eagerly with their walkie-talkies.

School Spirit has gone way downhill, and even though the class of 2010 shows potential of restoring it, it's doubtful that they will succeed.

The school is basically run by this huge Black dude who jumps fences and scares the hell out of everyone.

So basically, Osseo Senior High is horrible and you should avoid at all costs. Go to PCSH or MGSH any day.
Jimmy: Hey dude, I can't wait to go to MGSH next year!

Tim: Dude, you're so lucky. I'm going to Osseo Senior High.

Jimmy: Wow dude I'm sorry.
by DarkRealm June 30, 2009
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