A fucking day where people celebrate that they have girlfriends an boyfriends even though they can do that any other day. It's a good chance to waste a lot of fucking time and sperm that you could be wasting any other day.
Also, a day to have endlesss sex. A happy day for all boys! :-p
Also, a day to have endlesss sex. A happy day for all boys! :-p
"Hey, it's valeentine's day!"
"So, then, should we go for twelve hours instead of ten?"
"OH YEAH!"
"Hey, bob...You used condoms, right?"
"Uhhhh...WHat are those?"
"Oh shit. I'm pregnant. FUCK YOU SPERM SUPER INSERTER!"
"I had sex with you too?"
Etc.
"So, then, should we go for twelve hours instead of ten?"
"OH YEAH!"
"Hey, bob...You used condoms, right?"
"Uhhhh...WHat are those?"
"Oh shit. I'm pregnant. FUCK YOU SPERM SUPER INSERTER!"
"I had sex with you too?"
Etc.
by MOo February 15, 2004
Get the valentine's daymug. 1. The specifically noted day at which President Obama takes control
2. The official day at which it is safe to throw your shoes at former President Bush
2. The official day at which it is safe to throw your shoes at former President Bush
by DragonShit! January 20, 2009
Get the Obama Daymug. A day that is not a straight one. Can happen to the most straight of person but not very often. There is normally gay tendencies that fuels the fire.
by Carpet muncher 22 November 6, 2014
Get the Gay Daymug. by c_r_g August 1, 2008
Get the Bastille Daymug. A day long party that starts at 8:01 am at Iowa State university…the Saturday before classes start. The best day of the year that everyone wants back
by Striker69 December 23, 2021
Get the 801 daymug. Sloth Day. The day everything and everyone moves slower due to heavy gravitational pull. This vision of a day to come in the near future was originally conceived back in January of 2007 by the famous "SuperSloth"
"...and in my dream weird shit started to happen, like the earth's gravitational force increased and it became very hard to move around and lift things. this only happened when going outside, normal gravity was felt inside buildings. This is very important."
"...and in my dream weird shit started to happen, like the earth's gravitational force increased and it became very hard to move around and lift things. this only happened when going outside, normal gravity was felt inside buildings. This is very important."
But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. For there shall come a day, when all men of lesser strength shall perish, a day when the gravitational force will increase, but only outside buildings, the day of Sloth Day.
by teh symphonicreverbz January 18, 2007
Get the Sloth Daymug. 