sad cake

1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.

Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.

I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.

by EBinPDX December 2, 2014

Making Cakes

To vomit

Joe is so drunk, he's making cakes all over the tavern floor.

by chronicchaoticcrohnie January 15, 2025

Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

cake

a term of endearment like "honey" or "sweetheart"

Hey cake wanna go to the movies tonight?

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 20, 2022

Olive Cake

The best tasting cake with the worst name.

This olive cake is so good I'll bottom for it.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

Bundt Cake Joe

An individual who drives an SRT8 (scatpack) particularly orang in color.

That guy yesterday was a real bundt cake joe he tried to race me at the light.

by Qwwwwwwwwwwwwwwppp March 29, 2022

man cake

A mans unit or also otherwise known as his "junk"

"if you dont like it then you can suck my man cake"

by nowayofdeath October 1, 2011