gods herb

Dank ass holy plant (aka marijuana)
Coined by J-boy, December 2016

Person 1: "Oh shit it's J-boy!"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."

Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"

by boobfucker007 January 8, 2017

good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.

John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS

by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018

God

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

oh me god

You saw something 18+ and splash your eyes with Holy Water

Oh me god!

by Pandgum May 1, 2022

Cloud God

A ‘Cloud God’ is someone who is pronounced gay but would rather hide his feelings towards men to prevent violation.

Bennet: Are You Cloud God?
EP: I’m not gay!

by Cool Dude Who Is Cool February 13, 2021

God Church

god church refers to when something is literal or very good

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by kendiK April 16, 2019

God

A bad word

Karen: Oh my god Becky
Religious person: That's a bad word you need to go to jail

by Omgbeccaauhh November 28, 2020