by Jacsmith December 04, 2017
When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "
Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3
by jaibone8 October 30, 2010
by king of knowledge September 18, 2003
When a man is receiving oral sex and the female looks upward as she is blowing the male. Is best when two or more are all fish eyeing at the same time.
Guy 1: Man does that chick love to give a blowjob!
Guy 2: Yeah - but does she fish eye?
Guy 1: Of course - don't they all?
Guy 2: Yeah - but does she fish eye?
Guy 1: Of course - don't they all?
by Karma8u April 09, 2014
by Caflisch22 April 22, 2006
Someone you are suppose to sleep with to avoid getting your ass beat. This person must get around a lot.
Boy: I cheated on my girlfriend and I think she found out. What should I do?
Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.
Boy: Good advice!
Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.
Boy: Good advice!
by Dd_NY November 12, 2009
by SaraH parker March 27, 2005