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thumb roll

when you text someone and rethink your message as your clicking the send button and you pull your finger down on the screen so It won't send
I was texting Alex last night and was going to tell him I liked him at the last second I thumb rolled so i didn't fuck up
by yoter May 28, 2015
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JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.
Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?
by toofried November 23, 2021
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Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.
Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."
by Gunner25 January 1, 2012
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Rolled

A synonym for getting in trouble. An expression of distress, worry, or concern.
Shit bro my mom found my weed, i just got rolled.

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I think you're gonna get rolled if you don't leave now.
by ShlattnGuy December 28, 2022
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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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Roll the dice

The act of dragging your scrotum across someone’s bald head.
Hey bro I’m about to go roll the dice on that state troopers head.
by UndeadProdigy June 17, 2019
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