Cowboy mexican

A mexican who's from the rural parts of Mexico tends to dress in cowboy boots and sombreros not to be confused with a redneck cowboy as the styles differ typically listen to banda and corridos and drive SUVs or trucks

Damn that cowboy mexican guys got a nice truck than hill Billy bob

by Emilio ortiz July 26, 2018

Mexican egg

the mexican egg is a fruit also known as avocado

She whipped up a Mexican egg and made guacamole

by MikkiB1673 December 31, 2019

Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis

“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”

by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021

Mexican Laughy Gas

when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas

Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside

by Jersey Wave March 29, 2010

angel the mexican

Six things

Shitty beard
Simp
Short

Weird looking
Beaner
Cringe

That's angel the Mexican for you

by Notabully October 20, 2022

mexican cream pie

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.

I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.

by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015

Mexican eagle

Vultures

Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.

by Daddy's Bitch June 2, 2018