mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!

Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years

by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021

Mexican book

When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face

Haha you shit in that mexican book

by Desi Drake December 19, 2019

Mexican Oil Rig

n: The act of doing an handstand while having an heavy case of diarrhea. While perfoming it, you'll have to try to fart as loudly as you can.

To prepare it, you'll need to eat a lot of beans and spicy food.

Mike was there, he did an awesome Mexican Oil Rig while singing "Chocolate Rain". We had a lot of fun"
Nouvelle definition

by Lewiis_s November 13, 2023

Mexican pothole

To break someones neck through deep thought and the cum in it

Mexican guy: `filled in a mexican pothole last night`

by Man.Flesh. June 02, 2020

mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)

Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses

by Mexican Seal April 19, 2021

Broke mexican

Some one that just crossed the border and is a wet back and needs to dry of his back before border patrol gets him and has no money

Broke Mexican

by 21savege April 04, 2018

Mexican rudder

The act of a female holding a man’s penis and the man moves the female’s arm to masturbate.

Bro, my girl was feeling lazy so we compromised with a Mexican rudder.

by Lilsnug761 November 08, 2020