Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
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