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Brown eye

To 'brown eye'

Verb.

To 'brown eye' someone is to moon them, through the 'act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance', with the added insult of a brown poo smear surrounding the anus. The term derives its meaning from the acts' resemblance to the sectors of the eye - the white cornea as the bottom, the poo smear as the colour of the iris and the black hole of the anus as the pupil.

Not to be confused with actual brown coloured eyes, which are usually devoid of fecal matter.
For cases where eyes are not devoid of fecal matter, see pink eye.
"Dude, Julie totally brown eyed me the other day. It was horrible."
by randomimpulsion2165 June 13, 2013
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making the brown rumble

When one takes a horrendous commode shattering crap. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.
"Oh, no, here comes that slobby truck driver again. He comes here just for the purpose of making the brown rumble and never buys anything. Quick, get the "out of order" sign for the restroom.
by Running out of patience February 1, 2008
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finless brown trout

fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.
Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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Zac Brown Band

As in the band responsible for such hits as "Chicken Fried", "Toes", and "Different Kind of Fine." This grassroots Georgia band is gaining popularity nationwide as they finally get some well deserved radio play.
I saw the Zac Brown Band last night at Cowboys and they kicked ass!
by Beth Daniel October 18, 2008
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Brown Nosed Rudolph

When a man gets on all fours and tucks his boner back while a woman gives him head. Her nose goes in the butthole while she sucks him off.
Stab got his christmas gift in the form of Faye giving him a Brown Nosed Rudolph.
by Gapino March 20, 2009
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Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.
Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.
by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010
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Bobby Brown

A guy with extreme swagger. Typically they are fresh to death. Used as a reference to someone whos got the good or sells the good.
Yo that dude is fresh right now. He has that good son. Hes that Bobby Brown.
by Swisha B March 3, 2009
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