Beans

When a nigga wanna eat this what he turn to.

Guy in hospital bed, "I ain't feelin so good my nigga." Guy that is looking at other guy, "Eat beans, beans nutritious."

by anonymous399 June 15, 2018

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Crotch beans

holy shit omg wow insane bro

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

by E&A February 26, 2019

Cocoa bean

What a fat ass black woman will sometimes refer to as her clit

“Last night Jalen was rubbing my cocoa bean so good my squirt hit the ceiling!”

by Quandavious69 August 24, 2025

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

gumpster bean

jude with gump

kate: ooo jude is gumpy
frankie: ooo yes hes the biggest gumpster bean

by anonymous April 6, 2024

Beans

♪Beans, beans the musical fruit ♪
♪ The more you eat ♪

♪The more you ♪ (farts)

♪ Everybody now ♪ (farts)

I went and ate in Olive Garden with my classmates and sing the beans beans the musical fruit from that one loud house episode (fed up). The waiters were really mad and kicked me out because of the farting

by EMD F59PHI August 13, 2024