The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.
by human toaster oven February 9, 2021

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.
by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

An interesting piece of food that will make you feel butterflies near your bro in the hot tub. (Then you make bubbles)
As the beans are gas bombs that you eat.
As the beans are gas bombs that you eat.
by Therealgoatishereforall January 10, 2022

When a female put her hand down the front of her pants and wipes her vag and then smell that hand to check to see if her vag smells
by Letmynutsgo86 February 15, 2023

Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages
That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
by ThAt_AnNoyMuS_USeR August 28, 2020

A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.
He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.
by Smolbeanuwu74 April 6, 2024
