God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.

You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?

by Solid Mantis January 07, 2021

God’s Fork

A fork utensil with a knife on the side, and a spoon on the bottom.

Yo brah you got any god’s forks in your house?

by donovanni January 08, 2023

gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

by Sirpoptart February 16, 2016

A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted

" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"

by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022

god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

the feeling when you feel like you have nothing left. everything is dying, falling apart, and you can do fucking nothing with it. the void. the rage. the dread when you know nothing can be fixed.
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable

theres a god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

yeah its got allota do-

by hahafunkyrangerkinnie August 24, 2021

God Natt

In Swedish translates to "goodnight". Other definitions include a good "knot" in say your earbuds (one that comes out as easy as pulling both sides, creating a chalice of emotional satisfaction).

God Natt!
Hej då!

by Thunder Stud July 16, 2021

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 07, 2023