John

John is the guy who puts other before himself. His life has a deep meaning of not having a meaning. He doesn't know how to talk to people and he is very shy.

He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.

Senpai - Show submission and obey your master.

John - Step on me

by Jsjsjdjdjjeejj November 20, 2021

John

someone who takes all of your boyfriend time by being friends with him :(

are you with john today or do i get to see you

by gusisbus April 21, 2021

John Bridged

When someone bends backwards and puts a females penis in his mouth

Bro I got John Bridged last night and she was so hot

by The John Bridge May 7, 2025

John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.

I was johning so hard it broke my broom

by Marco Pole May 26, 2025

John

An informal name for a toilet

Please excuse me while I use the john. . . .

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

Chase Arnold John Engeldinger

A tall blonde african american who has the fattest jhonny ive ever seen, that nigga makes the most fire beats and has great fashion sense and his new album nigga penis bologna sandwich was the cause of 9/11, world hunger, and global warming. PS. hes the best friend i could ever ask for.

Person: OMG is that chase arnold john engeldinger?

Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine

Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.

by Hiichi so peachy April 16, 2023