Simp

You.

You are a simp.

by Grape jelly January 16, 2023

simp

a man who will useually becalled jordan and askes the girl in the vc to sit on his face

Sit on my face said the simp jordan

by nae nae nae August 3, 2020

Simp

Javier Jimenez

Damn...simpin' so hard can't even end his turn...

by Rath Nova April 20, 2020

Simp

Anakin in 2002’s Star Wars: epic attack of the clones

There goes the SIMP chasing after Padmé again..

by SteezyJeezy December 16, 2020

SIMP

Abbreviation that stands for "Squirrels In My Pants"

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!

by BuryZenek March 10, 2020

Simp

S-Super
I-Intense

M-Minecraft

P-Player

Girl: Ewww your a simp!
Me: Yes I am a super intense Minecraft player

by _Ace__ May 3, 2021

Simp

you

But there's no easy way to say this but uh- look. you're a simp. Im gonna have to report you back to kuzco

by Dumbass mgoo October 5, 2020