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rules of ifunny

The first rule of iFunny is you do not talk about iFunny. The second rule of iFunny is part of the ship part of the crew. The third rule of iFunny is emojis do not make your memes funny. The fourth rule of iFunny is crop your fucking memes.
Person 1: “Hey have you heard about this app iFunny?”
Person 2: “Don’t you know the rules of iFunny?First rule of iFunny, do not talk about iFunny”
by WaxLlama564 November 7, 2020
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Culture Rules

When you have no choice but to do something because it would be a dishonor to your “culture” not to.
“Say 30, you tryna fall off innat bx”

Ion know , ima see”

“Come on mne , you got too ..culture rules”
by Youhate30 November 7, 2020
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Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?
Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
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The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
by TheExtraName February 10, 2021
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The Rules

It's yes now
Bro it's not my fault, It's The Rules
by The Darkest One February 24, 2021
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kindergarten rules

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours first
boy: “you wanna trade pics?”
girl : “kindergarten rules?”

boy: “bet”
by tnaiycloolre February 26, 2021
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Quidditch Rules

Refers to any competition or game, official or otherwise, where there is one task that has a significantly disproportionate effect on the scoring; Especially where this single task has a huge luck element to it.

This term originates from the rules of Quidditch, a sport in author J.K. Rowling's fictional world of witchcraft & wizardry, in which there are multiple ways to score a handful of points, but the if a seeker catches the Golden Snitch –an action that immediately ends the game– they receive 15x a normal scoring point in the game, thus almost always securing the victory even if they were significantly behind in the rest of the game.
We worked our butts off to score well all semester, but the professor pulled some Quidditch Rules bullsh*t and gave the team who did best on last week's assignment 15x the points of all the other assignments, so the team in last place won.
by Calvin2009 March 19, 2021
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