by grendpated June 10, 2023

when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.
by burt kamersson August 11, 2003

"I was trying to pump a fat chick last night, however her belly fat was a problem, so I decided to, "Roll the Whale"".
fat Chicks, Doggy Style, Other Side, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch
fat Chicks, Doggy Style, Other Side, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch
by Sturtz March 9, 2014

Siegfriedia rightfully rolled the Titania mount on his alt, knowingly he does not care for mounts at all.
by Hiroita August 13, 2019

While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.
by Friar Re December 18, 2018

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.
Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.
by KSkrill September 6, 2014

by got7lvr July 17, 2021
