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Tar piss

The liquidy waste released from ones bowels when they're suffering from dirrea and theres nothing left in the tank
"Im gonna beat the tar piss out of you."

"My stomach was a mess all night, nothing but tar piss"
by Sigmund fraud December 20, 2020
mugGet the Tar pissmug.

Piss Test

The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.
Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.
by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
mugGet the Piss Testmug.

pissed the moint

What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.
If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.
by QuacksO October 23, 2019
mugGet the pissed the mointmug.

piss n shit

piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.
gonna capture some piss n shit
by MagiYT November 20, 2021
mugGet the piss n shitmug.

monkey piss

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school
by mason hagen September 13, 2021
mugGet the monkey pissmug.

piss durfy

when tha drank gettin you so durfy you start to see the grass movin n shi
yo this drank getting me piss durfy rn frfr
by Stayinskol_YT+TTV plz follow September 2, 2022
mugGet the piss durfymug.

piss cum

Made by the revolutionary creamers friend group that had an unfortunate disbandment. Piss cum quite literally translates to ‘its calm’ because it sounds like that.. kinda
by fej fej fej fej fej April 19, 2025
mugGet the piss cummug.

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