United Mexican States

Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.
I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.
by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018
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Sofia The Mexican

A dirty Mexican that spends the majority of time on her knees and likes pleasure from elders
Wow Sofia the Mexican really pleasured that dusty fart
by Myslongislong420 April 09, 2017
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Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 10, 2024
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Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos
Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel
by YaBoi Hibberto December 07, 2018
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Mexicans from the 6

Latinos with the exception of a few from the 626 area code. Usually seen eating tacos, or making good beans.
Chale homes the mexicans from the 6 are way better than the niggas from the 6.
by Estaban Julio Ricardo Montoya February 20, 2015
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Black Mexican Food

Black Mexican food is a combination of Jackie Moist and Ace, a more mathematical way is Jackie Moist + Ace = Black Mexican Food.
damn did you try black Mexican food?
"You mean ace and Jackie Moist?"
by birdsarentreal2018 November 24, 2018
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Mexican wedding ring

When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.
Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!
by Timepower October 29, 2018
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