Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020
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mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
by county boy 101 February 22, 2014
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Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.
This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...
by hoe dot hoe September 25, 2023
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Mexican cake Pop

The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.
My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.
by Acrim December 30, 2018
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When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.
When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"
by Trumpflation_$12eggs_$6gas October 23, 2024
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mexican glamping

crashing out in a sony bravia 70inch carboard box under a bridge in afflunt suburb
since i lost my job ive been mexican glamping
by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022
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