Mexican

People who illegally cross the border to the U.S

-Hey! Look at that mexican hanging from that truck.
-Dude, he’s actually crossing the border.
-Fucking beaner, he’s going to rape the hell out of everyone

by Putard April 24, 2018

Mexican

A guy named usually named alex that signed up for the Puddle Pirates but hides it by saying he joined the Army

Hey do you know that Mexican?

Yeah that’s my friend Alex!

He’s a liar!

by BubbaTheBungue March 2, 2024

Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.

person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"

by JakkieChan69 May 18, 2020

Being Mexican by marriage

Some one who marries into a Mexican family is Mexican by marriage. Or some ones step something is Mexican and they adopt them!

Being Mexican by marriage includes 1/8 meixican by marriage cause step mother is 1/4 Mexican

by Susie truffle October 7, 2013

Mexican tie

Having sex with four flexible and while one is on your dick two others shove soft tacos in there ass leaving it there until it is you turn to hop on the penis. you take out the soft taco and shove it in the mouth making him through up around his neck.

Rob got a Mexican tie last night.
He's nasty as fuck.

by Mexican t July 5, 2014

New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

Mexican door knober

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.

Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!

by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011