One Hitta Quitta

When two people fight and one fighter knocks the other motherfucker out in his first punch thrown

"I got that one hitta quitta"- Three 6 Mafia
"I got in that fight and had a one hitta quitta mayne"

by cosmopolo September 30, 2005

one star monkey

Is a person who is a forum troll and regardless of whats posted will rate the post the lowest possible ie one star or if possible a negitive amount.

Hey look at the ratings looks like the one star monkey visited us.

by quailty controll 4 July 14, 2006

Off one's rocker

To get angry, frustrated, or irritated to the point that you suffer a tantrum of sorts

Anna: How was tennis, Tim?
Tim: Rubbish. I lost to Aidan. I should try and keep a level head and not go off my rocker when I play...
Anna: Yes. One should never go off one's rocker. Now it's time to eat some squirrel pie.
Tim: :l

by TimkinsTheTimTam January 1, 2012

one meter hurdle

The name of one of the most honorable of bathroom sports. In order to play, one needs a toilet, a short stall, and a full bladder. The object of the game is to shoot your stream over the hurdle and into the stall. This game is the ultimate test of manliness

George and Jimmy just finished a round of the one meter hurdle. There were no winners

by ishigatori November 25, 2004

one beer drowsies

When a person drinks only one or two beers, then stops drinking, the person will inevitably become tired/drowsie. This phrase describes that phenomenon.

Since I've had lunch I've got the one beer drowsies, should have drank three or four, at least then I'd be able to stay awake.

by dmcnelis September 30, 2005

plop one out

"to plop one out" is slang for "to give birth." it is often used when making fun of the birth-giving process.

Pa, I just plopped another one out? Where can I put it?

SUE ANN, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO PLOP ONE OUT WHEN COMPANY IS OVER?

by Mofo Egg Salad November 16, 2006

curling one down

After having sex with a woman, while she is in the bathroom washing, you squat down and shit in her purse. IE curling shit and leaving it in the purse

Whe Im done with sex of any type, I curl a turd down and into the purse or bag of my partner. Curling one down

by masarasa May 27, 2008