cats are green

What you say at 3:67 in the morning when you are rambling to your good friend who has just brought in some delicious subway sandwiches.

"cats are green!"

by catsaregrene May 6, 2021

Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!

Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.

by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021

Green neck

a person who pretends to be rich but is actually deprived of money, cause people with fake chains get green necks.

man look at that green neck, wearing gucci but can't pay off his rent

by joemamamamamamamamama May 8, 2021

Piss Green

Adjective

Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.

1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."

by jobrien80 October 1, 2012

green-achored

When you move out onto a farm after watching too many episodes of green acres. Especially pathetic when you sell your house as well.

Person A: Guess what I finally did with my life!
Person B: *gasp* You got a job! :D
Person A: Nope! I green-achored!
Person B: *weeps uncontrollably*

by Mr.M$CEO December 28, 2012

green crime

When you go against the law to save the world.

When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.

by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012

green pants

referring to marijuana

Hey ted, wanna put on the green pants today

by moobacca December 30, 2011