mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006

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cock troll

one that resembles that of a troll and plays with cock under his bridge.

damn that kids a fuckin cock troll!!!

by i wont let you pass February 19, 2009

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cock holster

A mouth that has sucked so much dick that it may as well be an undergarment holding it in place.

That bitch may as well take put a job as a cock holster.

by lil'emily May 21, 2017

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Cock Obstacle

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

formally Cock Blocking

Dan You are such a fuckin Cock Obstacle cant you see i'm trying to score

by Eddie lugo September 15, 2005

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Cock Locker

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.

Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER

by jfj91 January 27, 2009

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Alarm Cock

The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.

The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.

by Conman31415 March 18, 2010

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