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Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.
My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.
by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017
mugGet the Taco Standmug.

unlucky taco

When you shit yourself and your ass crack is packed with shit
Guys I over trusted a fart and now I’m suffering from an unlucky taco
by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022
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taco person

Someone from Mexico who has a diet of 90% tacos and 8% avocados
That man who is jumping the boarder is a taco person
by Taco person destroyer February 8, 2024
mugGet the taco personmug.

Flying taco

When she’s been used so much that her coochie lips flaps in the wind
“Man she’s got a flying taco
by Dirty mfing Dave September 12, 2022
mugGet the Flying tacomug.

Tacos cock

Everyone has seen it quiete small yet the females love it no one understands why. Maybe bc he is gay af and loves fucking hitman. "Where's hitman" like gtfoh obv in yo bed like tf.
Yoo u guy's seen Tacos Cock too?
by Baalo January 7, 2021
mugGet the Tacos cockmug.

Taco Tuesday

by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023
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Chili Taco

A chili taco is when you eat spicy Mexican food and drink mountain dew all night. The next morning, you invite your girlfriend over and have diarrhea in her snatch. You use the spicy Mexican diarrhea as lube.
"Hey babe, don't forget to pick up taco bell on the way home from work. Let's cancel dinner with your parents so you can give me a chili taco"
by GuineaGorilla January 13, 2025
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